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03 August 2007 @ 06:11 pm
thank you for knowing where i'm supposed to land.
jon/demetri/jason, 200 words, pg, somewhat of an au written hastily for effetely. title taken with love from the blindside song "nothing but skin".
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.


Fight for every breath and breathe only you.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: pessimisticpessimistic
Current Music: nothing but skin - blindside.
 
 
05 July 2007 @ 05:53 pm
Title: Lying Is The Most Fun A Fake News Anchor Can Have Without Taking His Clothes Off, But It's Better If He Does.
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Lars Ulrich (what?)
Rating: PG-13ish.
Summary: "There was this guy, and he told me that for a price, I could be the number one turtle farmer in the country. I had to like, take a course or something, and pay three easy payments of thirty-nine ninety nine to change my life forever."
Notes: I'm pretty sure only cobrasnaps would be remotely interested in this, but maybe I'll get lucky. There's crack? Anyway, it's like Jon/Anderson Cooper, only more plausible! Ha, ha, ha. The title was taken from Ryan Ross, who took it from the movie Closer.
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.



Last years wishes are vicious apologies.Collapse )
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Current Mood: weirdweird
 
 
11 May 2007 @ 06:49 pm
Title: It Would All Be Fun and Games
Author: argyletheme
Pairing: Stephen/Demetri, kind of.
Rating: R for graphic content and language, but it's really not that descriptive.
Word Count: 1251
Summary: Establishing the right ties with the right people, not getting in so deep that it consumed you, always keeping one step ahead of the game. It was all in the strategy.
Notes: Crazy hookerfic!AU that came out of nowhere. Written for effetely because I promised to write this pairing for her ages ago. And major, major thanks and hugs to cobrasnaps for cheering me on and helping me pick a title.
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.



It's a lie, and I hate it. But still you think it's you, and you keep it.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
 
 
this is the cure: the same as the symptom.
my chemical romance, frank/mikey, worksafe, 1990words.
the title and all the text in front of the numbers are from jawbreaker's dear you album.

betaed by cobrasnaps who was serenading me with at least fifty metallica songs as I wrote a My Chemical Romance fic.


what's the closest you can come to an almost total wreck and still walk away, all limbs intact?Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: intimidatedintimidated
Current Music: said and done - eighteen visions
 
 
06 April 2007 @ 10:10 pm
Rolling Balls (The Mother in Me)
AFI RPS, 1289 words, R. When Davey turns into a girl, Jade doesn't even really notice.
Notes: Genderswap for nerdork's birthday! I hope you, uh, enjoy!
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).


it's all fun and games until your boyfriend loses his dick.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: misanthrope - arma angelus
 
 
 
10 February 2007 @ 01:29 am
unconcerned and comfortably numb
Pete Wentz/Stephen Colbert crossover from hell. 2,855 words, NC-17.
In which Patrick has a massive crush on Stephen Colbert and Pete has sex with him, har dee har. Pointless smut and crack for myself and sparkofmyteens.

Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.


It's satire. Political jokes and commentary and the like.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: hahahahahahahahahahhha
 
 
01 February 2007 @ 11:07 am
three chords for three miseries.
Frank/Mikey, 1318 words, R.
I wrote this in the universe that I made up in my head where Frank lives with Mikey, who has a mysterious stomach disease, and Gerard is a crack addict who refuses to visit. I know, I don't know why I think of these things either.

Oh, and there's porn.


dedicated to mikeyface, for getting me into this fandom in the first place.

come one, come all, to this tragic affair.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: hothot
 
 
29 December 2006 @ 09:58 pm
This fic totally chewed me up and spit me out, and ended up better than I originally planned. HOORAY for spur of the moment ending changes!


Title: Catalyst (Going Through The Motions)
Pairing: Jon/Stephen/Paul and variations thereof. Jon/Others.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: "You want to give Stephen an orgy for his birthday?"
Notes: Apparently, I have a thing for Paul being a smug, manipulative bastard. This started out as Stephen being gangbanged by the whole cast, and turned into this. What a motherfucking transformation, for real.
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.



In which Paul has a cunning plan and Jon is generally clueless.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Fall out boy again.
 
 
17 December 2006 @ 12:18 am
This fic took way too fucking long to finish.

Title: Say It Like You Mean It.
Pairing: Jon/Stephen, Stephen/Paul, Jon/Paul, Jon/Stephen/Paul (with a hint of Stephen/Everyone)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The thing about knowing Stephen Colbert (the thing about fucking Stephen Colbert), is that there's almost always an obstacle.
Notes: This is kind of an "I'm sorry" gift for effetely for putting up with all the shit I've given her recently. What better way to say sorry than gratuitous porn? And this is also for cosmicdancer and canis_takahari because they fill me with glee. Also kind of AU, as it is set in a wifeless universe where Stephen is a complete slut. Hooray!
Warnings: Uh. Porn. Threesomes. Also slight D/s and rimming. I'VE NEVER HAD TO PUT UP WARNINGS BEFORE SO IF I MISSED SOMETHING, LET ME KNOW.
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.



This was never meant to feel good.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
08 December 2006 @ 09:41 pm
Title: When The Big One Hits, I'll Meet You There.
Pairing: Stephven
Rating: R
Summary: There are raindrops falling against his forehead and the air is so fucking heavy that he can't breathe.
Notes: For mackem. ♥
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

Any mention of 'The Daily Show', 'The Colbert Report', 'Viacom', any associated entites, or any copyrighted material pertaining therein is reasonably protected by the Fair Use Rule of the United States Copyright Act of 1976 and is not intended to infringe upon any copyrighted material.



Tonight the satellites will fallCollapse )
 
 
Current Mood: goodgood
Current Music: cancer - my chemical romance.