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06 April 2007 @ 10:10 pm
fic: Rolling Balls (The Mother In Me).  
Rolling Balls (The Mother in Me)
AFI RPS, 1289 words, R. When Davey turns into a girl, Jade doesn't even really notice.
Notes: Genderswap for nerdork's birthday! I hope you, uh, enjoy!
Disclaimer: Any similarity between the fictional version of the person portrayed here and the actual persons is purely coincidental. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of said person on the basis of libel, as the work is FICTIONAL (and NOT an intently false statement created with the express purpose of misleading others about the actual character of said person).

When Davey turns into a girl, Jade doesn't even really notice.

That scares him more than it probably should.


It's not like it's really a surprise, because Davey looks relatively similar to how he looks when he isn't a girl. Seriously. But Jade gets more than a little freaked out when he realizes that his boyfriend woke up without a dick.

"Shut up, I'm fucking pretty," Davey snaps, and yeah, he kind of is. But the point is that Davey is a fucking *girl* now and Jade's not sure how he's going to change him back.

"You should fuck her. She's hot," Hunter offers, unhelpfully, and Jade has to keep himself from smacking him into next week. "Plus, you never know. It could change him back."

"Uh, I'm not going to fuck our bandmate who has grown girlparts overnight," Jade says with a frown. "And stop calling him 'her'."

"Dude, I knew you were gay, but when did you get this gay?"


The thing about Davey turning into a girl wasn't so much that he didn't have a dick anymore, though that was a major, major factor. It was more insufferable that now that Davey was female, he was more of a diva now than he ever was.

"Hey, hand me the liquid eyeliner," she said, her fingertips already clasped around the tube. Jade gave her a look.

"I'm kind of using it right now, Dave."

"Hey, ladies first."

Jade closed his eyes and tried to calm himself down. "You're only like this until we can find a way to change you back. Stop being a little bitch."

Davey's mouth dropped open and her eyes narrowed, clearly offended. "You fucking *pig*, what gives you the right to talk to a woman like that?"

"You're not a woman, Davey. We're going to find a way to change you back."

Davey sighed, getting up and wrapping her arms around Jade's neck. "You wouldn't be so stressed if you just fucked me, you know."

Jade stopped and looked up, eyes wide. "What the fuck?"

"We haven't fucked since I ended up this way? What, are you that used to my dick up your ass that you can't even-"

"Hey, fuck off! Maybe I'm just a little freaked out, you know? I mean, it's not like it's an everyday occurance that you lose your penis and turn into a woman."

"Yeah, about that." Davey turned and sat on Jade's lap, taking the tube from his fingers and pressing down on his eyelid gently, smoothing out the makeup on his face and starting over. "I was looking up things, and really, I think that I would return to normal if, you know. You just got over it and did it already."

Jade's eyes snapped open, and Davey cursed under his (her?) breath again as she fucked up another line. "What, is there someone online that actually thinks that fucking reverses the swapping of genders overnight?"

"Well, yeah."

Jade sighed. "You're never allowed near a computer again, Dave. C'mon, let's fucking go already."


It was three days later, Davey was still a girl, and Jade was about to kill himself. Not only because Davey was still a girl and Jade was fucking horny, but also because Davey had somehow borrowed clothes from Jeffree Star, and there was only so much pink that Jade could handle on a daily basis. That was besides the fact that Davey was parading around in pink stilettos like a fucking tramp.

Just when he thought that he couldn't take anymore, Jade was trying to sleep in the bunk of the tour bus when Davey ran to him, shoving the curtain aside with a gleeful look on her face.

"Jade! Jade! It finally happened!" Davey squealed, eyes alight with happiness.

Jade stirred and glared at her. "Please tell me that you have a dick again."

"No! But Jade! I finally got my period!" Davey looked like someone had just given her a puppy and the key to MAC's makeup department.

Jade shut the curtain in her face and told her to fuck off.


Hunter came up to him after two more weeks, bags under his eyes and a stern look on his face. "Dude, either you fuck the shit out of Davey, or else I might have to."

Jade stared at him from his book. "Uhh.."

"No. No exceptions. Get over your apparent sexual crisis and just fuck him and change him back. He's fucking annoying as a girl, man. I just- I just want him back, you know?"

He nodded, something clicking somewhere. He felt his chest give a weird twinge. "Yeah. I know exactly what you mean."

"Okay good. So uh. Just make sure I'm somewhere else when the time comes, okay? I heard her with uh ... the gift that Jeffree gave her, and she's kind of loud."

It took a minute for Jade to fully register that.

"Jeffree gave him what?!?!?"


It was fucking bizarre. Mostly because even though it didn't look like much when she was wearing clothes, but Davey actually had breasts. And yeah, they were kind of nice, and it was freaking Jade out how turned on he was, and Davey gave a happy little sigh when he slid in, raking her nails down his back and shuddering.

"God, yeah. There," Davey's voice was high and feminine, and yeah, he kind of sounded the same, but it was different at the same time. Kind of fucking scary, but he didn't run. He closed his eyes and thrusted, once, twice, and Davey moaned into his mouth as they kissed, and oh God, what was he doing?

It took a while, but after a few minutes, Davey started clenching around him and making him take sharp, stuttering breaths. He gave a low moan and kissed her neck, felt her sigh as he moved.

He felt her stop and shake, moaning low. She moved her hips forward, around, kind of in circles, taking him in and out and in. He came with a gasp, breath spilling over her shoulders as she followed, his name on her lips.

"That was fucking amazing," she said happily, her arms around his neck, and they feel asleep like that. Jade made it through the night, surprisingly, without any nightmares.


"Uh, Jade?"

Jade woke up, and looked at Davey through his blurry, sleep-filled eyes. She looked the same.

"Goddammit, it didn't work," he said, making an exasperated sound as his head hit the pillow. There was a moment of silence before he felt the blow hit the back of his head.

""OW, what the fuck was that for?"

Davey rolled his eyes. "It did work, you dick!" he said, grabbing Jade's hand and leading it to where - sure enough - Davey's cock was waiting.

"Thank fuck that's over."

"Yeah..." Davey said slowly, sighing a little. Jade's eyes grew wide.

"Don't tell me that you miss being a girl."

"Jade, people thought that I was pretty."

It was Jade's turn to roll his eyes. "You are pretty," he said sincerely, kissing him softly on the mouth. Davey smiled at him.

"Of course, now you don't have an excuse to wear Jeffree's shoes anymore without getting weird looks," Jade said with a smirk. Davey smacked him in the side of the head.


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cobrasnaps: metallica - happy lars!cobrasnaps on April 7th, 2007 02:18 am (UTC)

Just the whole pink stilettos part omfg. And Jeffree Star. WIN.

let's write stories together.: music; oh daveyargyletheme on April 7th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
XD The pink stilettos were actually the first thing that popped into my mind when I pictured Davey turning into a girl. That, and the sparkly pink eye shadow, which he wears even when he isn't a girl.

bron't you dare: PWNED ME JUST LIKE JELLY ROLLnerdork on April 7th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)

I can't believe I'm reading AFI fanfiction. But I can believe that I'm reading AFI fanfiction written by Kaden.


Son cherie Leanne: asp: Jimmy Nova - kind of wackylashia69 on April 7th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
I can't believe I'm reading AFI fanfiction. But I can believe that I'm reading AFI fanfiction written by Kaden.

Hahahaha, I think that about says it all.

I don't know any of these people, but I'm glad things worked out for them in the end XD
bron't you dare: SCIENCE.nerdork on April 7th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)

The one with the black hair is Davey.
let's write stories together.: gerard; :3argyletheme on April 7th, 2007 04:42 am (UTC)
let's write stories together.: gerard; gerard way: god of sex.argyletheme on April 7th, 2007 04:41 am (UTC)
GLAD THAT YOU ENJOYED. I love that the first fic that I write in over two months turns out to be AFI genderswap fic. ONLY FOR YOU, DEAR. EVEN THOUGH YOU TECHNICALLY DIDN'T ASK FOR IT.